Snubbed by his own biggest fan

Despite language earlier in the week in which Ozzie Guillen said he was choosing Joe Crede as the next backup "if someone gets hurt, I don't care -- pitcher, catcher, outfielder" spoofed beautifully by the fellas at firejoemorgan.com, Guillen picked Magglio Ordonez (only a former White Sox player) to take Manny Ramirez's roster spot instead.

My favorite language from Guillen's comments earlier in the week:

Crede is going. That's the way it's going to be. If anything happens to those 32 guys on the field and they can't make it, Crede is going and I don't care who gets mad.

Wait, unless it's Crede who gets mad, because he's not going, like you said he was. I guess A.J. as the seventh Whitey was enough...

And Roy Oswalt is going. (Sigh.)