They came in the room, and Ken just lay there

The man who had a baseball stadium named after his company (and a YMCA named after himself) was found dead in Assssspen, a place where the beer flows like wine, where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano, not of an apparent suicide as reported briefly by Drudge.

But boys and girls, if you want a piece of history to remember him by, check out this Enron Code of Ethics complete with a memo from Ken Lay. You can buy it on eBay... it's currently going for 20 bones.

Happy hunting!